Tumblrrrrrr <3 by deezy_Biebskt on Grooveshark
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
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  • Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via i-nspire-yourself)

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via i-nspire-yourself)

newicarus:

hanging out the passenger side

of his best friend’s ride

trying to holler at me

(via i-nspire-yourself)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via bv-sed)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via i-nspire-yourself)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via crystallized-teardrops)

blacknoonajade:

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

I had to walk away from my computer to collect myself.

(via i-nspire-yourself)

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

(via i-nspire-yourself)